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[meli_mollifies]

This is taking this April Fools' thing just a hair too far, isn't it? Waking up with male, erm, equipment is not my idea of a good joke.

Does... anyone have clothes they're not currently using that I could try?

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[blesseddeath.livejournal.com]

Talk to Zagreus.

[meli-mollifies.livejournal.com]

I will. One size does not fit all, as we know. There should be a complex-wide clothing exchange.

[blesseddeath.livejournal.com]

If not him, I can swipe a few things from papa for you.

[meli-mollifies.livejournal.com]

That would be most appreciated sister?uh. As I told Helenus... nothing I have is going to work, even for a short trip.

[blesseddeath.livejournal.com]

I'll grab a few things before I leave for Zagreus' place then.

[meli-mollifies.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Makaria.

I should see him myself at some point soon.

[gifted-sight.livejournal.com]

I have some if you need.

[meli-mollifies.livejournal.com]

Could you possibly bring some up? Nothing in my closet is going to go on me without tearing...

[gifted-sight.livejournal.com]

Of course. Just, please don't laugh if I show up bruised. My center of gravity is off.

[meli-mollifies.livejournal.com]

Your center of gravity? I'm walking bow-legged on purpose.

[gifted-sight.livejournal.com]

Women have too much extra weight on top. You can probably walk normally just fine, I was doing it for years.

[meli-mollifies.livejournal.com]

That's what back and shoulder muscles are for. You men and your, erm, manly bits just... they're not... They're fucking awkward!

Awhile later.

[unbiaseddeath.livejournal.com]

I see Helenus has already offered clothes. [...] Should you need more, I could lend you some of mine.

[filter: Phonos]

[afleshwound.livejournal.com]

Good evening, Phonos.

I am Zagreus, Melinoe's brother. I thought it wise we be acquainted.

Filter: Zagreus

[unbiaseddeath.livejournal.com]

I hold no reason to deny such a request, but may I ask why you think it is "wise" for us to be acquainted?

[filter: Phonos]

[afleshwound.livejournal.com]

May I ask, in return, why not?

You consort frequently with both of my sisters and Lord Hades. I have been on your receiving end and it was far from pleasant. To only know of you by name would be foolish on my part. There is no harm in the knowledge of each other.

Filter: Zagreus

[unbiaseddeath.livejournal.com]

A lack of reasons does not create a reason it and of itself. I told you I had no reason to deny you; you have provided ample explanation.

How is it you wish to be acquainted?

[meli-mollifies.livejournal.com]

That would be nice greatappreciated.

[unbiaseddeath.livejournal.com]

I am told Makaria is visiting you. Would you like me to send them with her? I can give them to you myself, if you would prefer.

[meli-mollifies.livejournal.com]

I do, but you don't shouldn't You can send them with her, if you like. If any of them don't seem to work, I'll get them back to you.

Thank you.

[unbiaseddeath.livejournal.com]

Very well.

[gifted-sight.livejournal.com]

Why does it matter if I've offered her clothes?

[unbiaseddeath.livejournal.com]

If she has already obtained clothes, my offer declines in value.

[gifted-sight.livejournal.com]

I still don't see why my name is important. Makaria also made an offer.

[unbiaseddeath.livejournal.com]

Makaria is her sibling; it is expected.