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[meli_mollifies]

This is taking this April Fools' thing just a hair too far, isn't it? Waking up with male, erm, equipment is not my idea of a good joke.

Does... anyone have clothes they're not currently using that I could try?

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Back and shoulder muscles are for arm strength, to fight not...these. How do you stay standing straight all the time? They're your um..manly bits now, Melinoe.

[meli-mollifies.livejournal.com]

Hopefully not for long. Using the facilities is strange.

Enjoy your newfound 'friends', Helenus. Some women pay great amounts of money for those.

this conversation is so weird

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At least I think I now understand why women always take longer in bathrooms.

I don't know if enjoy is the right word...

It wouldn't be us if it weren't. lol

[meli-mollifies.livejournal.com]

There are many reasons why we take so long. You may or may not find out those reasons.

I thought that's what men enjoyed, and expect women to enjoy, simply because we have them? Anyway, you'll get used to them. Probably.

high five!

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That sounds ominous.

I did enjoy them until they were on me. My own body was much more comfortable but I will have more respect for women after this.

[meli-mollifies.livejournal.com]

In the realm of men, it very likely is.

I'm glad to hear that. I, however, am not sure how to, ah, keep certain somethings in their places. I suppose though if you've just always had it... you just know.

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Especially when said men are suddenly sent forward thousands of years into the future.

All the layers people today make it more difficult. If you uh get something snug it will help.