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[meli_mollifies]

This is taking this April Fools' thing just a hair too far, isn't it? Waking up with male, erm, equipment is not my idea of a good joke.

Does... anyone have clothes they're not currently using that I could try?

Comments

[filter: Phonos]

[afleshwound.livejournal.com]

Good evening, Phonos.

I am Zagreus, Melinoe's brother. I thought it wise we be acquainted.

Filter: Zagreus

[unbiaseddeath.livejournal.com]

I hold no reason to deny such a request, but may I ask why you think it is "wise" for us to be acquainted?

[filter: Phonos]

[afleshwound.livejournal.com]

May I ask, in return, why not?

You consort frequently with both of my sisters and Lord Hades. I have been on your receiving end and it was far from pleasant. To only know of you by name would be foolish on my part. There is no harm in the knowledge of each other.

Filter: Zagreus

[unbiaseddeath.livejournal.com]

A lack of reasons does not create a reason it and of itself. I told you I had no reason to deny you; you have provided ample explanation.

How is it you wish to be acquainted?

[filter: Phonos]

[afleshwound.livejournal.com]

The lack of an answer is still an answer.

Mutual awareness. I would also be interested to know what your intentions are towards Melinoe

Filter: Zagreus

[unbiaseddeath.livejournal.com]

I do not understand.

I have none.

[filter: Phonos]

[afleshwound.livejournal.com]

Not even a comfortable friendship?

Perhaps I am seeing something that is not there, and forgive me if I am, but you seem to be trying rather hard for someone who does not have any intentions at all. There is nothing wrong with enjoying the company of others.

Filter: Zagreus

[unbiaseddeath.livejournal.com]

We are coworkers and pleasant acquaintances.

Very well. I enjoy her company and I have intention to keep her company for as long as it is enjoyable. When it ceases to be enjoyable, as it perhaps has already, then I see no reason to continue our relationship to seek her company.

[filter: Phonos]

[afleshwound.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

Filter: Zagreus

[unbiaseddeath.livejournal.com]

Why are you thanking me?

[filter: Phonos]

[afleshwound.livejournal.com]

You told me what I wished to know. It was the polite thing to do.

Filter: Zagreus

[unbiaseddeath.livejournal.com]

Very well.