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[meli_mollifies]

This is taking this April Fools' thing just a hair too far, isn't it? Waking up with male, erm, equipment is not my idea of a good joke.

Does... anyone have clothes they're not currently using that I could try?

Comments

Awhile later.

[unbiaseddeath.livejournal.com]

I see Helenus has already offered clothes. [...] Should you need more, I could lend you some of mine.

[filter: Phonos]

[afleshwound.livejournal.com]

Good evening, Phonos.

I am Zagreus, Melinoe's brother. I thought it wise we be acquainted.

Filter: Zagreus

[unbiaseddeath.livejournal.com]

I hold no reason to deny such a request, but may I ask why you think it is "wise" for us to be acquainted?

[filter: Phonos]

[afleshwound.livejournal.com]

May I ask, in return, why not?

You consort frequently with both of my sisters and Lord Hades. I have been on your receiving end and it was far from pleasant. To only know of you by name would be foolish on my part. There is no harm in the knowledge of each other.

Filter: Zagreus

[unbiaseddeath.livejournal.com]

A lack of reasons does not create a reason it and of itself. I told you I had no reason to deny you; you have provided ample explanation.

How is it you wish to be acquainted?

[filter: Phonos]

[afleshwound.livejournal.com]

The lack of an answer is still an answer.

Mutual awareness. I would also be interested to know what your intentions are towards Melinoe

Filter: Zagreus

[unbiaseddeath.livejournal.com]

I do not understand.

I have none.

[filter: Phonos]

[afleshwound.livejournal.com]

Not even a comfortable friendship?

Perhaps I am seeing something that is not there, and forgive me if I am, but you seem to be trying rather hard for someone who does not have any intentions at all. There is nothing wrong with enjoying the company of others.

Filter: Zagreus

[unbiaseddeath.livejournal.com]

We are coworkers and pleasant acquaintances.

Very well. I enjoy her company and I have intention to keep her company for as long as it is enjoyable. When it ceases to be enjoyable, as it perhaps has already, then I see no reason to continue our relationship to seek her company.

[filter: Phonos]

[afleshwound.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

Filter: Zagreus

[unbiaseddeath.livejournal.com]

Why are you thanking me?

[meli-mollifies.livejournal.com]

That would be nice greatappreciated.

[unbiaseddeath.livejournal.com]

I am told Makaria is visiting you. Would you like me to send them with her? I can give them to you myself, if you would prefer.

[meli-mollifies.livejournal.com]

I do, but you don't shouldn't You can send them with her, if you like. If any of them don't seem to work, I'll get them back to you.

Thank you.

[unbiaseddeath.livejournal.com]

Very well.

[gifted-sight.livejournal.com]

Why does it matter if I've offered her clothes?

[unbiaseddeath.livejournal.com]

If she has already obtained clothes, my offer declines in value.

[gifted-sight.livejournal.com]

I still don't see why my name is important. Makaria also made an offer.

[unbiaseddeath.livejournal.com]

Makaria is her sibling; it is expected.

[gifted-sight.livejournal.com]

And I am her friend. Friends provide assistance for each other. That's also expected.

[unbiaseddeath.livejournal.com]

..I apologize if I have offended you in some manner.

[gifted-sight.livejournal.com]

You haven't yet. But you seem to be offended by me. I've heard about your assumption about my and Melinoe's relationship.

[unbiaseddeath.livejournal.com]

I am not offended by you and your relationship with Melinoe is not of my concern.

[gifted-sight.livejournal.com]

You've brought it up to Meli and my name was the one worth mentioning here so you must be concerned or bothered by it. I would say threatened but I doubt I could threaten Murder.

Melinoe and I are nothing but friends. If you're interested, then feel free to act on that.

[unbiaseddeath.livejournal.com]

What other name would I mention? I was not so aware of you as Makaria.

Excuse me?