meli_mollifies: (Generally annoyed)
Marilee Green~Μελινοε ([personal profile] meli_mollifies) wrote2011-04-01 05:30 pm

4/1

This is taking this April Fools' thing just a hair too far, isn't it? Waking up with male, erm, equipment is not my idea of a good joke.

Does... anyone have clothes they're not currently using that I could try?

[identity profile] gifted-sight.livejournal.com 2011-04-02 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
You've brought it up to Meli and my name was the one worth mentioning here so you must be concerned or bothered by it. I would say threatened but I doubt I could threaten Murder.

Melinoe and I are nothing but friends. If you're interested, then feel free to act on that.

[identity profile] unbiaseddeath.livejournal.com 2011-04-02 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
What other name would I mention? I was not so aware of you as Makaria.

Excuse me?

[identity profile] gifted-sight.livejournal.com 2011-04-02 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
If you were not aware of me, then why mention me?

She's a beautiful and interesting woman, it's not bad to be interested.

[identity profile] unbiaseddeath.livejournal.com 2011-04-02 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
You have misread. "I was not so aware of you." That is, I expected Makaria to have responded. You were unexpected. That is all.

I am not interested, Helenus.

[Filter; Helenus]

She proclaimed affections for me while simultaneously telling me of my faults. I have no interest for that.

[identity profile] gifted-sight.livejournal.com 2011-04-02 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry.

Can I ask why you offered then? Makaria is her sister, I am her friend. What are you?

[Filter: Phonos]

That does not sound like Melinoe, maybe you've misread something.

[identity profile] unbiaseddeath.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
She is a coworker and pleasant acquaintance. The costs of offering do not outweigh the risks of devalued acquaintance. I apologize if I offended you for offering. She had assured me you were only friends; had I been made aware of your affections, I would have made no such remark.

[Filter: Helenus]

Perhaps you do not know her as well as you believe or you know her in a different manner.

[identity profile] gifted-sight.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
As I told you before, you have not offended me and I am only her friend and not interested in any more. Even if I was, I would not be offended by someone offering her clothes, as you seem to be.

[Filter: Meli]

She isn't cruel.

[identity profile] unbiaseddeath.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Then the matter is settled.

[Filter: Helenus]

I agree. Relevance?

[identity profile] gifted-sight.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Barely. Alright.

[Filter: Phonos]

You misunderstood whatever she told you.

Filter: Helenus

[identity profile] unbiaseddeath.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
I am certain I did not. She was very plain in her words and repeated the sentiments numerous times.

[Filter: Phonos]

[identity profile] gifted-sight.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Then maybe there's just something wrong with you. Perhaps she didn't mean to hurt you. At least you now know what others see as your faults and you can try to change them.

Filter: Helenus

[identity profile] unbiaseddeath.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
She did not hurt me, nor did she mean to. I am not interested in changing because I do not view those traits which she considers faults as such.

[Filter: Phonos]

[identity profile] gifted-sight.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Then maybe they're not faults, just reasons why you two would not work.

Filter: Helenus

[identity profile] unbiaseddeath.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
She did not list them as reasons we would not work. The disagreement itself is likely why we would not work.

That is, of course, if I was interested, which I am not.

[Filter: Phonos]

[identity profile] gifted-sight.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
What was it she said? It seems strange that she would list your faults simply to list them. There must be a misunderstanding.

Of course you're not.

[Public]

[identity profile] unbiaseddeath.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
There was no misunderstanding, Helenus. If you desire to know what she said, you should ask her.

Thank you.

[Filter: Helenus & Phonos]

[identity profile] meli-mollifies.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Enough, you two.

He already knows what I said and what you said, Phonos.

Why you find me and what I had to say so offensive is beyond me. I misread you when I thought you might not hold affections--you were offended at that. THESE ARE NOT FAULTS!

You've made your point explicitly clear. Everything I have said and done has offended you. Every answer I've given you to any questions you have had has offended you.

Our ongoing relationship will be strictly work-related from here on out, just as my and Helenus's relationship will be as it has been: A close friendship, as it has been and as it shall be.

Figure out your fucking emotions, Phonos. I'm through attempting to do so, regardless of how I may feel. You win.
Edited 2011-04-03 04:04 (UTC)

[Filter: Meli]

[identity profile] gifted-sight.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry.

[Filter: Phonos]

[identity profile] gifted-sight.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Why me? I should be advising men on matters of state and war. Not a god on emotions. My track record with emotions suck. Go ask Paris or Aphrodite or someone who gets this stuff.

Do you want honest advice? This can't be ignored. Emotions are part of being mortal. It's time for you to figure out your own. Why did any of what she said offend you? If you don't know, then apologize and tell her that. Honesty's usually a good bet or it destroys things

Filter: Helenus

[identity profile] unbiaseddeath.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
It did not offend. I vehemently disagreed and the argument continued. I did not desire for it to do so any longer.

[Filter: Melinoe & Helenus] polly want a cracker

[identity profile] unbiaseddeath.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
I apologize for causing the misunderstanding.

I was not offended. I simply did not wish to continue the conversations. If you wish to talk, I will listen, even if I do not like what you have to say.

[Voice] From a certain establishment up the block somewhere.

[identity profile] meli-mollifies.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
[It's becoming painfully aware that He-Meli has had more than her fair share of shots. And things. And is sounding reasonably angry.]

Then-- don' ahsk things you don' whant answers to! [In the background, some giggling from a woman and Meli sounds fairly distracted] No. Go dance by yourshelf...

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[identity profile] unbiaseddeath.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
You are intoxicated. Perhaps you should summon Zagreus or Helenus to retrieve you.

[identity profile] gifted-sight.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
Melinoe...Having fun in your new body now?

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