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I threw an apple muffin at a sarcastic woman while I was at the coffee shop earlier today.
Truthfully, the plate that it was sitting on would have been preferable, but the muffin was far more stealthy and less easy to trace as I left.
I'm at my wits' end with all this incessant growling as though something is going to rip out my throat. I do not sleep enough as it is...
Truthfully, the plate that it was sitting on would have been preferable, but the muffin was far more stealthy and less easy to trace as I left.
I'm at my wits' end with all this incessant growling as though something is going to rip out my throat. I do not sleep enough as it is...
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Date: 2011-03-10 01:32 am (UTC)From:Funny, I've been functioning just fine. I have yet to go into a withdrawl. And at least my priorities are straight. My purpose is to serve my Mistress. Anything in between is merely to pass the time.
Ha! You have no experience with violence. You likely would try to useless slap and claw. And if I bark you'd cower under your bed like a frightened kitten.
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Date: 2011-03-10 07:01 am (UTC)From:You were pining away for Hekate what? A day ago? I am truly amazed. Aside from that--I couldn't do such a thing to you! Not because you think I am incapable of it, but you would genuinely enjoy it. What a sad state of affairs! I could stab you with a white-hot poker and you would find your deepest center of pleasure. What a waste of energy on you!
You know? I am through with this. I've already wasted enough time on you today.
All this over a muffin. You should pick your priorities, nymph.
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