meli_mollifies: (Generally annoyed)
Marilee Green~Μελινοε ([personal profile] meli_mollifies) wrote2011-04-01 05:30 pm

4/1

This is taking this April Fools' thing just a hair too far, isn't it? Waking up with male, erm, equipment is not my idea of a good joke.

Does... anyone have clothes they're not currently using that I could try?

[Voice] From a certain establishment up the block somewhere.

[identity profile] meli-mollifies.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
[It's becoming painfully aware that He-Meli has had more than her fair share of shots. And things. And is sounding reasonably angry.]

Then-- don' ahsk things you don' whant answers to! [In the background, some giggling from a woman and Meli sounds fairly distracted] No. Go dance by yourshelf...

[Filter: Melinoe] [Voice]

[identity profile] unbiaseddeath.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
You are intoxicated. Perhaps you should summon Zagreus or Helenus to retrieve you.

[Filter: Phonos][Voice]

[identity profile] meli-mollifies.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Short laugh] Yes. I am. And 'm not going anywhere until they kick me out. 'm fine.

[Filter: Melinoe][Voice]

[identity profile] unbiaseddeath.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Waaaaary.] I do not desire to tell Helenus of your condition. Please do not force me to do so.
Edited 2011-04-03 07:57 (UTC)

[Filter: Phonos][Voice]

[identity profile] meli-mollifies.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Slightly bitter] So don't. 'm not making you do anything.

[Filter: Melino][Voice]

[identity profile] unbiaseddeath.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Awkwardawkwardawkward.] Will you tell me where you are, so that I may at least keep an eye on you?

[Filter: Phono][Voice] ;)

[identity profile] meli-mollifies.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Grumbles] Why whould I do that? So you can tell me in person what 'm doing wrong? Don' need an eye kept on me.

[Filter: Melinoe] [Voice]

[identity profile] unbiaseddeath.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
Very well.

I will tell you nothing except how to return to your home when you desire so long as you tell me nothing in return.

[Filter: Phonos] [Voice]

[identity profile] meli-mollifies.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
Know how to get home.

Come if you want to. Don' care since you don'. Two blocks up from the complex on the right.

[Filter: Melinoe] [Voice] Sorry about last night. Lost power because of snow storm.

[identity profile] unbiaseddeath.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright.

[identity profile] gifted-sight.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
Melinoe...Having fun in your new body now?

[Voice]

[identity profile] gifted-sight.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
[short, not very amused, laugh] Sounds like you're at least attracting women. But uh, no. Not really enjoying it either.

Go dance with one of them. It might help.

[Voice]

[identity profile] meli-mollifies.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
[mumbles something about grabby hands] No. Standing is really bad. 'sides. Don' want help. Don' need.

[Voice]

[identity profile] gifted-sight.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
Hey now, it's no good to get wasted and be alone. If you need some help home, let me know...[grudgingly because he's a prince and prince's don't say this] Please.

[Voice]

[identity profile] meli-mollifies.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
Right now it is. [slight huff, though a mildly softer tone] If I do, I will.

[Voice]

[identity profile] gifted-sight.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
You're going to wake up tomorrow with no one to even share the hangover with. [Just as soft and relieved] Thanks. You helped me and I wanna do the same for you.

[Voice]

[identity profile] meli-mollifies.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Rather confused] How did I do that?

[Voice]

[identity profile] gifted-sight.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[another laugh, more real this time] You were my friend.