I'm a doormat? At least I can choose a clear side to stand on.

Funny, I've been functioning just fine. I have yet to go into a withdrawl. And at least my priorities are straight. My purpose is to serve my Mistress. Anything in between is merely to pass the time.

Ha! You have no experience with violence. You likely would try to useless slap and claw. And if I bark you'd cower under your bed like a frightened kitten.